{"id":81410,"date":"2026-03-15T17:38:31","date_gmt":"2026-03-15T21:38:31","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/?p=81410"},"modified":"2026-03-15T17:38:31","modified_gmt":"2026-03-15T21:38:31","slug":"the-lighter-side-a-kissing-nun","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/the-lighter-side-a-kissing-nun\/","title":{"rendered":"The Lighter Side: A Kissing Nun"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a8 A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and after a few minutes, she notices the very handsome driver keeps staring at her.<\/p>\n<p>She finally asks \u201cMy child, why are you staring at me?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He hesitates and says \u201cI\u2026 I have a question, but I don\u00b4t want to offend you.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She smiles kindly and replies, \u201cMy son, I\u00b4ve been a nun a long time. I\u00b4ve heard just about everything. I promise you, nothing you say will offend me.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>So he says \u201cAlright\u2026 I\u00b4ve always had a fantasy to be kissed by a nun.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She pauses, then says \u201cWell\u2026. Let\u00b4s see what we can do. Are you single?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cYes!\u201d he says, excited.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAnd are you Catholic?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAbsolutely!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>She nods \u201cThen pull into that alley.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He does, and she give him a kiss so passionate it could melt stained glass.<\/p>\n<p>As they drive away, the cabbie starts crying.<\/p>\n<p>The nun gently asks, \u201cMy dear child, why are you crying?\u201d<\/p>\n<p>He sniffles and says \u201cForgive me, Sister\u2026 I\u00b4ve sinned. I lied. I\u00b4m married \u2026 and I\u00b4m Jewish.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The nun smiles and says \u201cThat\u00b4s okay. My name\u00b4s Dave and I\u00b4m on my way to a Halloween party.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<div class=\"gsp_post_data\" \r\n\t            data-post_type=\"post\" \r\n\t            data-cat=\"news\" \r\n\t            data-modified=\"120\"\r\n\t            data-created=\"1773596311\"\r\n\t            data-title=\"The Lighter Side: A Kissing Nun\" \r\n\t            data-home=\"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\"><\/div>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u00a8 A cabbie picks up a nun. She gets in the back seat, and after a few minutes, she notices.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"_genesis_hide_title":false,"_genesis_hide_breadcrumbs":false,"_genesis_hide_singular_image":false,"_genesis_hide_footer_widgets":false,"_genesis_custom_body_class":"","_genesis_custom_post_class":"","_genesis_layout":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[32],"tags":[],"class_list":{"0":"post-81410","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","6":"category-news","7":"entry"},"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81410","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81410"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81410\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81410"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81410"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/spiritdaily.org\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81410"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}