Chon Azzopardi-Brown had done everything career experts tell job seekers to do. She polished her CV, searched job boards, networked on LinkedIn, and tried to navigate a tough hiring market complete with AI screenings and applicant ghosting.

But after getting nowhere, there was one thing she hadn’t tried: witchcraft. She turned to Etsy, where access to witches is plentiful, to see what they had to offer. Turns out, there are a lot of options that promise success, with names like “Extreme Job Spell” and “Powerful Career Spell.”