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Just asked a 6 year old if he understands why there is no school.  He said yes because they are out of toilet paper.

 After years of wanting to thoroughly clean my house but lacking the time, this week I discovered that wasn’t the reason.

 2020 is a unique Leap Year.  It has 29 days in February, 300 days in March & 5 years in April.

 Wearing a mask inside your home is now highly recommended, not so much to prevent COVID-19 but to stop eating.

 You think it’s bad now, just wait in 20 years our country will be run by people home schooled by day drinkers.

 I miss the days when we were terrified of Romaine Lettuce.  Ahh the good times.

 Whoever owes you money, go to their house now, They should be home.

 Home schooling Day #3:  They all graduated. ###Done